Welcome to Shrek's Corporate Swamp! Where fairy tales go to die and dreams are made of muck. This ain't your grandparent's swamp, folks. No more lazy days lounging on lily pads, we're talking high-powered competitors vying for control of the swamp.

Think you can cut it in this cutthroat jungle? You'll need to be quick on your toes, because the only thing worse than a dragon is an office water cooler chat.

• Gummy Pizza: It's fresh out of the cauldron
• Donkey Kong Express: Get your weapons delivered with a roar

So come on down to Shrek's Corporate Swamp, where the coffee is bitter, and the careers are greener than ever!

Donkey Wants That 9-to-5 Life Maybe Thanks

This donkey just isn't feeling the whole nine-to-five grind. She might be a hard worker, but this office life just ain't for him. There's something about those fluorescent lights and cubicles that just sounds like a terrible idea. Give him a nice, wide open field any day.

• They likes to eat grass, not paperwork.
• The only spreadsheets they needs are the ones made of dirt.
• Breaks in his schedule usually involve naps and munching on hay, not coffee runs.

Shrek 2: HR Nightmare in Fairy Tale Land

Fairy Tale Land's workplace department is in a total jumble. It seems the arrival of Shrek and Fiona has caused an unprecedented wave of drama. Prince Charming, desperate to obtain his rightful place as ruler, has filed a formal complaint against Shrek, alleging insubordination. Meanwhile, Fairy Godmother's interference in the company organization is causing conflict amongst the personnel. A heated debate has erupted over the promotion of Gingerbread Man, while Pinocchio's dishonest conduct is under review. The conditions are tense, and the HR department is struggling to keep up.

Will Donkey be able to mediate this fairy tale fiasco? Or will Fairy Tale Land become a hotbed of workplace anarchy?

Shrek 3: Pink Slip Blues and Donkey's Retirement Plan

Alright, folks, let me spill you about this crazy predicament in Shrek 3. So, our beloved ogre, Shrek, is feeling the strain of being king. Turns out, ruling a kingdom isn't all fairy tales. He gets a rude note about his job skills, basically saying he's not cutting it.

Now, Donkey is feeling the retirement itch. He's tired of all the adventures and wants to chill out. But here's the catch: there's a big problem with Donkey's scheme. It involves his family and some seriously crazy plans that could end in disaster.

Stay tuned to find out if Shrek can salvage his kingdom and if Donkey can ever truly escape. This journey is about to get unexpected.

Swamped at Work Like Shrek's Got All the Problems

Man, I'm swamped/bogged down/buried at work right now. It's like Shrek/a dragon/the whole swamp decided to move in and make a mess/take over/ruin everything. My to-do list is longer than Fiona's beauty routine, and I haven't even had time to grab a bite to check here eat/swing by the bathroom/catch my breath. I just need a break/want to disappear into the swamp/wish for a magic potion!

• Thinking of building a gingerbread house, that might help
• Just need a giant to carry all my work away

Sorry| Dragon's Booked ; She's Memeing It Up

Oh bro, you won't trust what happened. That awesome dragon, the one with the armor that sparkle? Yeah, she's totally occupied. You see, she's vibing on the web, dropping some seriously savage memes. Apparently, dragon existence isn't just about melting gold anymore. She's a total meme lord now!